Last minute change…

Begin a bright new day and let's not mince words. I, uh, suggest we all take a few minutes to compose ourselves and, uh, get on with the proceeding. Copies of schedule with printed dates listed under rows of red, green, and yellow column circulated amidst several head nodding. You pause for a coffee break, deadlines spill over the coffee mug; and each other stick their bayonets into space. We’ve work to do… [ah, pathetic] but flaunting busy.

A VCT[1] and Workbook[2] …great mind is on work. Day-in, day-out. I'm a totally ongoing Bigfoot, slam-dunk Learning Analyst with a pro-active outreach, a raging workaholic, a working rage-a-holic, out of rehab; nattily stroking the keyboard to get a great design. Charged up? Honestly, it mere bombastic. All you have to do is to be fully charged, sonic-specific bionic being commits tactile energy transference – I mean ‘act’. Nah! You don’t have to read the guidebook or throw yourself in - eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double, and end up kissing complete strangers. Or, you’ve to ME.

We’re at PC World, right? And, I am talented.

Day two begin with bright sunlight and Pains-in-the-butt. Walk stodgily to the coffee machine smelling coffee beans and trying to be awakened. Still charged up? Oh, I need to press the button — the blinking LED — and all set to log. Ah! I’ve work. [Now, stop posing]

“We apologize for the last minute change and would like to discontinue the work. The client is changing the scope on this project”, Duh! What’s that? You blink, [blink again…once more please]. Eyes widened, jaw dropped. Lost? The project and so does you. Welcome honey, to the modern world of corporate crack jack!!!

There’s always a ‘last minute change’, in fact, almost to everything you do. Godsend! Last minute change… (Grrr) “Fierce, savage, bloodthirsty, merciless…think more!” You shouldn’t be surprised, but you’re, a little [no] a lot. You want to look like a legitimate visitor until the very last minute. Now, you’re legit, confused, and maybe … [blank]. Right now, this is myjob. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.

[1] Virtual Classroom Tutorial: Couple of craftily presented PowerPoint slides and Leader lines. Nice chopped and garnished.
[2] Instructor Booklet: Stripes of specifics written warily and the instructor has to mug them all before heading to session or catch a secret eye and get cue. A great prompting machine that you need to read onstage. Duh!