The Morning Post

To Whomsoever It Directed, the morning news book brings the best of sarcasms within me. This is one of them and hopefully the best.

“Bihar may have taken a step forward by empowering women in the village panchayats but rural men continue to treat women as commodities here.” – Wishfully, Indians should issue a legal notice to Ved Vyas for having written the epic saga of Mahabharata. Call the Litigation Bureau.

''Let Gujarat be a training ground for him and let him use all his skills to convince the people of Gujarat about his politics,'' Modi challenged the young leader Rahul Gandhi. – Wishfully, Indian males should stop wearing loincloths and lewdly tease each other on a public. Call the legislation for Article 377.

''Publicity is the soul of fairness. Where there is no publicity, there is no justice''. - Wishfully, Indian legislation should hire a publicity manager and get a production house. Do the ‘queen of Indian television’ hogging for more limelight and TRP?

''Autonomous correction of social customs hampering progress,’’ Vice-President Mohammad Hamid Ansari expressed over the low literacy level among Muslims. - Wishfully, Vice Presidents in India have more power to speech and clear expression than just mumbling random thoughts. Call for Special Zero Hour in Executive Assembly.

“India-China ties important for peace,” the External Affairs minister said. – Wishfully, Indians read more of history. Last time, the then Prime Minister said the same; the country lose borderline. India entered into a War. Call for Outsourcing Partnership Secret Deal.

''We have seen the entire scene and we did not find the policemen guilty from any angle,'' said Ram Kishore Singh, Member of Bihar Human Rights Committee. The comment was passed after a telecasted show where a thief is shown to be dragged along Bhagalpur's roads last August, after he was beaten by a mob. – Wishfully, Indians should stopped associating Human Rights Committee to states like Bihar and Gujarat.